I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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