I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
