Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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