Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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