Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
