sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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