there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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