I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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