I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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