maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
