Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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