He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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