I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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