The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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