I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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