bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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