i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Randomize
