I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You smell like stripper and shame
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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