yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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