Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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