i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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