now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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