marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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