If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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