Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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