I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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