Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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