No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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