The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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