white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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