Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
