Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
