Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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