Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
well, you know. whores of a feather.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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