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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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