ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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