WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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