Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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