somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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