ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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