no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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