Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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