I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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