Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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