we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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