Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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