Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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