eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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