I'll bet she douches with gravy.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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