I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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