OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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