Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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